Kawabunga Dude

Life has a few things that are universally necessary. Included in this would be things like, air, food/water, shelter, love, and as everyone knows Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Without these imperative ingredients life just can't be sustained. There is a quote that states, "just because you're breathing doesn't mean you're alive". According to studies done by scientists at the University of Life, a life devoid of TMNT is hardly a life at all. In fact, this is a state known as zombiosis, a mindless state of unconscious breathing where the subject is unaware as life passes. Those suffering from zombiosis are hardly obvious to their affliction due to their lethargic mental health. In some regions zombiosis is the leading cause of aging and inactivity. Health professionals are baffled by the escalating number of cases of the disease. With cures so readily available to the general public, there really is no reason for anyone to suffer from the debilitating illness. The good news is that even if you find that you too are a victim of this raging pandemic, there is help. I have personally sought out many means of fighting off zombiosis myself. I initially started by purchasing a Michaelangelo belt buckle right after my mission. This TMNT item gave me an increase of joy and energy. In fact, I noticed instantly an increase in my quality of life upon the transaction. Since this there have been many more additions to the collection. My car has an air freshener which also portrays my personal favorite of the turtles, Mikey. Even as I type I am watching the old school cartoon. Leading mental health experts have found that the active involvement with TMNT has a fountain of youth type affect on those that partake of the goodness. Sadly, many will die never knowing they were infected with this crippling disease, but with advances in modern technology many more will be helped to lead healthy and active lives free from debilitating sicknesses like that of zombiosis. Now do yourself and all those you care about a favor by doing something to prevent the spread of disease.